weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

kingorb:

m’lady

kingorb:

m’lady

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

empyrien:

alizabug:

I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none

IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY

vodkaclifford:

michael clifford + instagram selfies

clubsnuggie:

tips on talking to me when I’m pissed off

  • don’t

i have a dentist appt tomorrow and i might need braces im jumping off a bridge b ye

yungterra:

sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like

image

i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it